Welcome to Meowthematics

Hellow humans,





This is ME. (ow)




Yes, it's hard to believe. I am indeed a cat! How am I writing this, you ask? Obviously, my pet human - slave to my unfathomable charm, much like how it is for all cat humans around the world. Unlike other cats however, I am, what you guys would call, an intellectual. A cat prodigy, if you will. Unbeknownst to the masses, I've actually been of superior help to countless scientists of the past and present. Here's a selfie of me and my buddy Albert (maybe someone knows him?).s


Ever heard of Schrödinger's cat? That was all me!! Gave my buddy Erwin a solid hint by hiding inside a box and not meowing. 


"B-but that was almost a century ago. How is it possible that you're still alive? There's also the thing about you having different appearances in the two pictures". Obviously, we have nine lives. Information regarding cat lives is strictly regulated by the Higher Council of Felines so I'm afraid I cannot disclose any more than this. 

I suppose I have meowed enough to prove my undeniable academic pedigree😼. Over my many lives, I've tried my paws in many fields and it's about time I give mathematics a shot. Well, needless to say, as the smartest cat alive, I am more than confident in my mathematical ingenuity.  This is more about an opportunity for YOU humans to be a live spectator of my exploration journey through the field of mathematics. I doubt any cat ever came close to my greatness so I shall take the liberty of naming this new blog of mine MEOWTHEMATICS after myself.  *Applause* 

(Yes, I pronounce it "meow"-thematics. I'm a cat, remember?)

In this blog, I'll dive into topics spontaneously that pique my morbid curiosity - much like moving mice. Do be warned however that naps and mealtime take the utmost priority so I shall partake in this blogging activity whenever I have free time in between. It is unfortunate that despite my remarkable intelligence, I am still bound by the laws of feline nature. Oh.. and it's right about time for my afternoon nap so I'll catch you guys later.


Best,
(Self-proclaimed) Prof. Meow



P.S. : Hi everyone, it's the human slave to Prof. Meow.  Just wanted to let you guys know that this is obviously supposed to be taken with humour so don't go fact-checking. Professor wouldn't be too happy with that! We will however, try our best to discuss about some math ideas in future posts,  of course with Professor's own feline twist :)



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